yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Also, beer. Big fan.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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