I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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