Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i am craving dick and cupcakes
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
And then he peed in my hair
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