maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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