do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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