last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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