Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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