Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
