Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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