Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize