we're blogging at a bar
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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