Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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