awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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