just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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