so explain again why im purple
no
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Randomize
