her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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