But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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