i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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