i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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