he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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