Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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