She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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