I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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