and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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