Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm really busy with my period
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