It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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