She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
and you fell through a lawn chair
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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