Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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