Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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