So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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