so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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