There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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