um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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