BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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