Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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