that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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