It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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