PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
