Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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