Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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