I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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