you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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