I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i just google imaged poop.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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