I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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