I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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