There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I deserve this hangover.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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