we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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