Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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