Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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