So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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