3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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