Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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