i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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